Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
I did not go moving hopping this past weekend. I would never pay to see The Hangover and when that movie ended walk across the hall to watch The Ugly Truth without paying for it. Oh wait, I think this IS the ugly truth. No I'm not cheap at all. Just think of me as a bargain shopper getting the most movie viewing pleasure for my buck.
Speaking of bargain shopping I did not go to Costco and walk around for an hour trying all the samples because I was hungry and too cheap to buy a real lunch. Of course I didn't go back to some sample stands twice and pretend like I was really considering buying the product. That is absolutely pathetic. Who would do such a thing? Not Me!
Last but not least, I never stay in my pajamas all day lounging on the couch watching the worst Lifetime movies. I soooo do not leap off the couch and jump into the shower when I realize it's almost 5 o'clock and my husband is going to be home soon. After showering I never pull out the vacuum and act as if I've been cleaning the house all day as my husband walks through the door. No way, what a waste of a perfectly good day. I would never do that. Not Me!
Now it's your turn to air out your dirty laundry, click on comments and start typing.
"The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused." ~Shirley MacLain
we do that at Sams they have some delicious samples on the weekends
ReplyDeleteTotally funny "Not me" post Lisa -- found you from the MckFamily blog. Sorry to hear about the loss of your precious baby boy. I pray that God blesses you and your husband with another child. =)
ReplyDeleteLisa, these crack me up. I now can not wait until the next Monday, just so I can read your NO NOT ME entries.
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