My New BFF

Borrowed from web

 I know somewhere inside me a skinny bitch is trying to get out.  As my friend Laurie once said she shuts that bitch up with a cookie.  I've been shutting her up with Cold Stone, Double Chocolate Fudge Brownies with Walnuts, Ice Cream Cake, and any other junk food that comes my way or I go out of the way to get.  I feel like I'm becoming a slave to that skinny bitch so I finally decided to shut her up once and for all.

A little over a week ago my friend E suggested that I meet her friend Jenny.  I've heard that this health nut chick is pretty strict and expensive so I was somewhat wary of meeting her.  I'm a rule follower so that part wouldn't be difficult but I'm not really into buying friends.   E assured me that I would love her.  She was right, I absolutely adore her.  Jenny Rocks!  She has been teaching me how to stop my runaway emotional roller coaster eating, portion control the size of my palm (man, I wish my hands would grow bigger), as well as healthy habits.  It's amazing what that skinny bitch can do!  In one week I've lost 4.4 pounds.  I thought the scale in Jenny's office was busted so I came home and stepped on my own (butt naked of course) and I'll be damned it was the same amount.  

Every Monday I'll meet at one of Jenny's many houses to weigh in, plan a menu, and chat about healthy eating.  I'm actually looking forward to Monday.  If you're interested you can meet Jenny too, maybe she'll become your new BFF.