Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
These are the things I did NOT do this past week! ; )
I would never ever put shaving cream gel on my husband's head while he was taking a nap on the couch after a long hard day at work. Then laugh my ass off when he woke up and rubbed the top of his head all the while lathering himself up. Just because I'm bored doesn't give me the right to play jokes on him. Or does it? Well everyone knows I would never do something like that. Not Me!
Another thing I wouldn't dream of doing is spending $28.00 to make a dessert to take to a friend's BBQ. Yes, you read it correctly $28.00. In the process of insisting on making this dessert I wouldn't drag my husband to three different grocery stores to get the ingredients. Seriously, you could buy several pies from Marie Callenders or even a couple Cheesecake Factory Cheesecakes for that amount of money. And that is exactly why I wouldn't waste my money on making a delicious Frozen Caramel-Toffee Ice Cream Sandwich Dessert that I found on RecipeGirl.com. Oh, by the way it was NOT the hit of the party.
Last but not least, I would NEVER, NEVER, and I mean NEVER walk passed the cat barf on the floor and pretend that I didn't see it just because it grosses me out. That's pretty disgusting and rude to leave it for my husband to clean up when he gets home from work. That's exactly why I couldn't do such a thing. Not Me!
Participating in Not Me! Monday is easy. All you need to do is click on comments and start typing about something that you would never do. I know you would never ever read this post, laugh at me, and then go on your way without sharing. Nooo you wouldn't do that.
How funny!! I have done the same thing with the cat barf!!
ReplyDeleteI too have done the same thing with cat barf!!! My only problem is that my husband wont get 10 feet NEAR cat barf...so eventually either a.) I get it or b.) I let the dog lick it up. OH WAIT. I would NEVER do that!!! Poor dog, no no I would never do it!
ReplyDeleteI also would never snuggle up with my husband, tell him I love him, then lift my leg and fart on him ...ewww...never! How disgusting!!
Thanks for the laughs Sarah. I could never picture you farting on your husband, not in a million years. Girls don't fart. LOL
ReplyDeleteNo, no, no! Girls don't fart. They especially wouldn't blame it on their sister who standing right next to them in the grocery store when they realize someone they didn't know heard. NEVER!!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! I love this Lisa!