Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
This is my first Not Me! Monday! Post. I hope you will join in and have some fun with it. When you finish reading my post click on comments and leave your Not Me! Monday!
I would never eat two chocolate walnut brownies with a heap of vanilla ice cream on top for lunch. Then later that night beg my husband to go to Cold Stone for a love it sized Coffee Lovers. No way I would never do something like that. I work out way to hard. Not Me!
I would never ever tell my husband to use a maxi pad to blow/wipe his nose because we were in the car and out of tissue. That's just not right. Who would think of something gross like? Not Me!
I would, not in a million years, dream about sneaking my own snacks and drinks into the movie theater. Even if I thought I was being ripped off by paying $10 for popcorn and a soda. No way! I'm a rule follower and would never do such a thing. Not Me!
I hope you got a laugh or two out of my Not Me post. Now it's your turn to leave a comment about some of the crazy things you have done. I could sure use some laughs.
OMG, now that is the Lisa that we all know and LOVE! I would never run up behind my kids and push them off the edge of the dock, into the deep water! That could be misconstrued as child abuse. I would never do that, not me!
ReplyDeleteOf course you wouldn't Tara, not a loving mother such as yourself. LOL
ReplyDeleteOh Lisa, Lisa, Lisa. You know I would never EVER put that bottle of red Stella Rosa Wine with enough in it to fill just 1/2 a glass in the back of the refrigerator and tell my husband we're all out of wine and then get up at 10:00 p.m. while he's asleep and enjoy that last drink on the couch while watching highlights of the Angels beating the Dodgers (woo hoo!!!) and hiding the bottle in the bottom of my recycling bin. NO NO NO...Not me!
ReplyDeleteI know you would never do such a thing Evelyn. You are a kind, giving selfless person. If there was even a drop left in the bottle you would have topped off your husband's glass before your own. And who would go to all the trouble of hiding it in the recycle bin when you can just throw it in your neighbors. LOL
ReplyDeleteI would never throw my fiance's "hang to dry" shirt in the dryer and then when it shrinks tell him; I hung it up...I don't know what happened?!! No, not me.
ReplyDeleteOf course you wouldn't do that, Kim. Maybe he just gained a few pounds since the last time he wore it. LOL
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