In my effort to become as healthy as can be I've been running 3 miles a day with my beautiful Chocolate Lab. When my husband gets home from work he drops the dog and I three miles out from our house and we jog home. Okay, I'm at a full jog and the dog barely trots.
So we reach a red light in downtown and have to wait. While waiting my dogs sits, I give her a pat, and tell her she's a good girl.
Soon after, she starts acting funny. People are walking every which way trying to get to the street fair. I thought the crowd of people were making her nervous so I walked her in a circle to bring her back into a sit- stay.
To my surprise my lovely dog felt the sudden urge to relieve herself on the busy street corner. Nooo, not number 1 but number 2. Big dog means big mess!
I was so embarrassed. I quickly whipped out my poop bags and straddled the pile so the people wouldn't step in it.
As I bent down to pick it up a thought crossed my mind. I know scary, right? I thought doctors have touched way worse things with only latex gloves so this is nothing. I then starting thinking about all the women walking by looking at me, in disgust, picking up the mess. At that moment I came to the conclusion that most of the women walking by with their strollers probably had a bowel movement while pushing out their little darling. In an instant all my embarrassment vanished. The things I think of to make myself feel better.
At least I showed everyone passing by that responsible dog owners pick up after their dogs. Yes, even if it is on a busy street corner with a lot of people.
I must say, thank goodness there was a trash can on the other side of the street. I really didn't want to jog two more miles carrying a poop bag. I guess you could say I ran the crap out of my dog today!=)

My Little Stinker

















You are hilarious!!! I have two Chocolate labs and am a "runner" also. Sending you my love and encouragement! Good job on scooping the poop, I hate doing it!
ReplyDeleteThat was great Lisa! I didn't push anything else out except Lucy but I totally hate it when people look at you weird for ANYTHING! Lucy does a ton of strange things and so does Ellie (our dog) and people just HAVE to look at you like you are from a different planet. ARGH! Hope you had a good fourth!
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