JoJo (our dog): Hi Mav, I'm as sick as a dog so leave me alone! Oh wait, I am a dog.
Maverick: No shit, what is that thing on your head?
JoJo: I had to have surgery on my lower eyelid because of a blocked oil gland. I also had two fatty tumors removed from my belly. The doctor put this on me so I won't pull out my stitches. I have to wear it for two weeks.
Maverick: This is going to be the best two weeks of my life. Good luck trying to catch me with that ridiculous thing on your head.
JoJo: Gee, you really know how to make me feel like the cat's meow. You better be nice to me or you'll find yourself in the doghouse once I figure out how to walk with this damn thing around my head.
Maverick: While you try to figure that cone thing out I'm going to take a catnap.
Oh Boy, the Dog Days of Summer!
Ha! Poor pup. Those head things always trip mine up too. They never figure it out. Good luck to your dog!!
ReplyDeleteThanks, we're going to need it. She was up all night whimpering, pacing, and panting. I feel so bad for her.
ReplyDeleteLMAO this is too funny. Poor Jojo
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ReplyDeleteShe is getting a lot better at navigating through the house with the cone. One more week. =)