Oh Where, Oh Where...

Image borrowed from usmagazine.com 

have my boobies gone?  The one problem with losing weight is that I've lost my chi-chis too.  They say it starts from the top and works its way down.  I'll have to agree with that.  The first thing to go was my chubby cheeks and then my knockers.  I was never huge big to begin with except for when I was pregnant and I don't think that counts.  Although my husband sure remembers it well.  I've been thinking that I might need a boob job before I start to resemble Kelly Ripa.  I wouldn't mind having her lean fit body but I'm not that comfortable without some sort of cleavage.

So here are my options:
1) Get pregnant again- That would be fantastic if only it was that easy
2) Get breast implants- Very expensive and painful.
3) Live with grape size fun bags that really aren't that fun!
4) Stuff bra and hope the stuffing doesn't fall out

Then one night I was watching The Real Housewives Bitches of Orange County and Gretchen had noticeably larger melons.  On the after show she was asked if she enhanced the girls.  She replied that she had with a fantastic bra from Victoria's Secret.  Within seconds I was on the computer doing some research.  Take a look here.  I now sport the Miraculous bra that increases my bee stings by 2 cup sizes.  I'm happy to announce that the milk jugs are back and it only cost me $43.50 on sale with free shipping.  You gotta love that, I know my husband does!