Note: This is not my stinkpot. It's just a random picture I got from the internet.
If so, I have got the solution for you! Save your junk in the trunk and get your bottle of Anti Monkey Butt powder. It's smooth and silky powder absorbs sweat to keep your keister feeling and looking great. Pick up a bottle today and you can have a ( ! ) normal tooshie again soon.
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Sometimes my husband and I walk to our neighborhood Rite Aid for a scoop or two of Thrifty's ice cream. One night we were walking the aisles of the store when I came across this bottle of Monkey Butt. We couldn't stop laughing and I just had to take a picture of it. I know, we're real mature, right?
Anyway, if you ask me they should have named it Baboon Butt because I think they have the red rumps. This is going to be my favorite gag gift from now on. I can't wait to see who my first lucky recipient is going to be. You can click here to check out the actual Monkey Butt website. It's pretty funny. I hope you got a barrel of laughs out of this like I did. Swing by again soon, Monkey Butt!
Baboon picture borrowed from warsangeli.org
i love this!!!! my butt actually did get that way after having stetson but that is a whollllle other story!!! we love thrifty ice cream and go there all the time!
ReplyDeleteI have a whole list of people that I would love to give this to as a Christmas gift! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteLOL I love all the different words for butt you used. This is hilarious thanks for a good laugh Lisa!!
ReplyDeleteBTW I walk the aisles and find random blogging material too. Love camera phones :)
Definitely made me laugh Lisa! Funny thing is one of my friends that I grew up playing soccer had the nickname, "Monkey Butt!" :)
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